41. The driver of the car always has overriding veto rights to the music being played on the radio.

The front seat passenger is, however, responsible for radio control.

40. Don’t be the girl who picks her office pool NFL picks by which helmet design you like the best

39. You’re better off without fools in your life

If people aren’t treating you right, they aren’t worth the time

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38. Don’t let the gas expand to fill the volume.

Get shit done!

37. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers. Walker Lamond - 1,001 Rules For My Unborn Son

36. Never trust a guy who doesn’t drink beer and enjoy a good steak every once in a while.

35. Cars and fashion are very similar. The classics never go out of style.

34. Always know what’s going on with your finances. You may not be in control of the checkbook, but know what’s there and what isn’t.

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“I felt like being a dad was taking away everything I wanted to be…and I was right.” 

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33. Respect earns respect. And you need to earn it first.